Little Alois Headcanon

ALEISTER GAVE ALOIS “THE TALK” WHEN HE WAS ONLY 8 YEARS OLD. ALOIS TOLD ALLIE THAT HE WAS FEELING WEIRD “DOWN THERE” ONE DAY AND ALLIE TOLD HIM A LOT OF THINGS. ALOIS WAS SCARED FOR LIFE AND ALL THAT WAS WRONG WAS THAT HE HAD SOME SAND IN HIS SHORTS. THE END.